Drunk Theories

If you can't handle your shit in public, (puking, screaming, falling, crying)when you are drunk you need to go home and drink everyday until you raise your tolerance. If you walk around in public being a drunk asshole people will hate you. Especially when you puke on their shoes at a concert. Just like this bitch did to my shoes last night. She ruined the concert for me and everyone in her row because she could not handle her shit. Get. It. Together. People. because some may not be as nice as I was to that lady.